Top signs your boss has the hots for you

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-18 08:18:50
she keeps making up cute nicknames for you.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-17 08:21:49
One day while talking about a project, she started fidgeting with her wedding band. After a few minutes of this she took it off, looks at it and said "I can´t wait for the divorce to be final so I can stop wearing this." She then looked at me and smiled.

"Sometimes you just need to move on."

She then turned to conversation to lunch.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-05 11:09:09
She keeps asking me what I think of her perfume and I know it's not worth my job to tell here "I think it´s vile and you applied it with a crop duster."

C on 2008-08-04 14:01:05
On my first day on the job, I noticed that all the other female employees were about my height, weight and build. Most of us had similar haircuts and complexions.

All the tasks the owner described as "important" tended to be handled by men. "The girls" were takes largely with secretarial duties.

The women who´d been there the longest tended to wear the shortest skirts and lowest cut blouses. The women who dressed conservatively tended to be fired after a few months. I broke out my skanky clubbing cloths and prayed I was never asked to go to one of the conferences or "work late on a special project" alone with the owner.

Volunteer fire fighter on 2008-08-04 10:50:52
One of his bookmarks is a Google Image search for my name and the word "nude."

Volunteer fire fighter on 2008-08-04 10:50:16
Whenever I have a problem with my PC he comes over to help and insists I don´t leave my seat. He reaches around me, on both sides, and used the PC with me sitting there. I can feel his minty breath on my neck and if gives me goose bumps when he brushes the sides of my breasts ever so slightly.

Volunteer firefighter on 2008-08-04 10:48:26
He keeps making eye contact with my tits

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-04 10:46:37
He´s a conservative talk show host. Those pervs will sleep with ANYTHING.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-06-11 14:15:21
He hands you a cigar and tells you everyone calls him "Bill."

Sarah on 2008-03-28 07:56:50
After meeting your husband, he spends the next three weeks making derogatory comments about "guys who..." all of which reference something about your husband.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-01-12 20:57:02
He comment son how much you look like "A young Tonya Harding" and makes a vulgar pun about his "lead pipe."

Antonio on 2007-12-13 07:04:29
You hear the phrase "It´s a shame to waste that ass on just impressing clients," while walking past her.

Antonio on 2007-12-13 07:03:41
She asks you if you brought any condoms on the business trip "Just in case things get interesting out of town."

Anonymous Coward on 2007-09-29 10:32:30
She insists that it was a "clerical error" that resulted in the two of you being booked to share a hotel room at the conference.

Joan on 2007-09-18 07:14:02
The panties in my bonus envelope were my first big clue. So was booking ONE hotel room with a King size bed for the business trip the two of us went on.

Admiring the Blond Boss on 2007-09-12 11:43:34
She keeps asking you if you want to join her at home for lunch as she only lives 2 miles away.

Booty on 2007-09-12 10:46:09
She asks you to turn around so she can see how your suit fits.