Signs you won´t have a job when you get back from vacation.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-05 11:08:23
I forgot to deactivate the logic bomb I put in the database. The idea was to make sure the database was trashed automatically one week after I could no longer access it. That way I could get back at them after being fired. I should have changed to to one month before I left on a two week vacation. The database will be trashed while I´m still on the cruise ship.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-04 14:24:16
When you get home you call your home voice mail and find 10 messages from the owner demanding to know why you didn´t take your pager with you on vacation.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-08-04 10:38:38
While sitting in the airport, you see a news story that included footage of employees marching out of the building with their personal possessions in tow.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-03-26 13:31:05
The boss grumbles about how inconvenient it is for your wife to go into labor before the project is done. (Not QUITE a vacation I know, but...)

Anonymous Coward on 2007-10-04 09:00:07
Well, there was the time I gave my two week notice before leaving on a one week vacation. I ended up getting paid for the full two weeks but asked not to come back! Two weeks paid vacation instead of one! SWEET!