signs that you´re SO is really whacked out crazy....

Anonymous Coward on 2009-08-05 14:50:41
She smashes your iPod because she found "dirty" music on it.

The "dirty" music was AD/DC. She thought the band name meant they were Satan worshipers and that my iPod was "tainted by Lucifer." She actually expected me to be grateful for "saving" me from such evil influences.

Not a killer on 2008-08-04 14:39:26
She dumped me because I refused to stab her during sex.

"No, not kill me, just put the knife in my chest a few inches."

Uh, no, I´ll pass thank you very much.

The Painter´s Crush on 2008-03-26 13:49:30
It was pretty weird when he sent me that ear in the mail.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-01-12 20:57:42
He won´t let you eat a hot dog or any other phallic food in public.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-01-12 20:49:54
He hides a sound activated microphone and tape recorder in your car.

Anonymous Coward on 2008-01-12 20:49:06
She´s so threatened by you having female friends that she throws a fit when you hang out with your sister,

Antonio on 2007-12-13 07:28:31
She hides your cell phone so she can go through it at her leisure to make sure you´re "behaving" yourself. When you confront her she replies "You didn´t DO anything but you´re a man and men cheat."