Bill on 2009-10-26 12:54:56
You wan to upgrade to Windows 7, but are still running XP. Microsoftīs official guideline is to reformat and install.
Hate, HATE Vista on 2008-08-04 10:29:11
You tried upgrading from XP to Vista and now your PC is powered by a snail on Valium. Whoīd have though 3Ghz and 2 Gigs of Ram wasnīt enough?
Bad PC, Bad on 2008-08-04 10:28:07
It takes 50 minutes to boot up, and an extra 120 minutes to finish loading popup ads.
Anonymous Coward on 2008-06-09 08:52:43
Youīre running Vista. (Poor slob)
Anonymous Coward on 2008-06-09 08:52:20
You get your fourth "Blue Screen of Death" in a row and you STILL havenīt booted successfully, even in Safe Mode.
Anonymous Coward on 2008-03-28 19:24:06
You were dumb enough to visit yeropii7.net and got infected with the spyware that they serve up. NEVER go the with an old version of IE or you'll end up reformatting adn reinstalling!
Anonymous Coward on 2008-03-28 07:48:50
You canīt get to the Windows Update page anymore, because a porn site comes up when you try
Anonymous Coward on 2008-01-12 20:52:06
It takes an hour and a half to open the Event Viewer.
Antonio on 2007-12-13 07:46:30
Your ISP cancels your account because of all the Spam being spewed out by virus infected PCs in your network. This happened to me at one job where the owner refused to pay for antivirus software, His rationale? "Hackers won;t be interested in us so why waste the money?"
A corporate antivirus license was purchased after that and a copy installed with every computer I had to rebuild after that.
Antonio on 2007-12-13 07:44:30
You open Internet Explorer and get 300 popup windows, 154 of which are advertising Viagra.
Antonio on 2007-12-13 07:43:53
It takes 45 minutes to log in with all the spyware thatīs loading.