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Traffic was at a stand still... by Collector on 2007-07-17 09:01:55Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What
happened? What´s the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coluter, Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney."
"They´re asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise,
they´re going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on fire. We´re going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon, except the folks from Massachusetts. They´re emptying their tanks for Mitt."
